Were you naughty or nice this year?
Naughty Soap
Naughty Soap
Got a partner on the naughty list this year? Lucky you. Crafted to look just like a chunk of sizzling black coal, this little gem will surely clean up your partner's act.
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Ingredients
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Ingredients
Activated charcoal, ground oatmeal, water, tuskin silk, saponified oils of coconut, canola, responsibly sourced palm, safflower, organic shea butter, castor oil.
Returns
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Returns
Our Naughty Soaps are not eligible for returns. Even we have a limit to your naughtiness...
FAQ
Can it wash away sins?
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With enough scrubbing, satisfaction is guaranteed!
Will is slip out of my hands?
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Yes, our Naughty Soap is extra slippery when wet. Ask your partner for help.
Is this real coal?
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It's probably not going to help get your grill started but admittedly we haven't tested its flammability.
What does it smell like?
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It's coal soap. You're asking the wrong question. (But it's a neutral smell.)